Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.
Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk
This article trying to explain this site in the wake of the hilarious trolling of the checkmark thing might be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while:
| (ง◉∀◉)ง | ENFJ | "congraturaisins" - (Anon, 2019) | Hi you can call me grandpa, ceeza or grapes (they/them, she/ her, he/him). You can also take a gander on my Kirby sideblog called 'taranzas-wig'